Transporting a two piece suit to a wedding

[CharleyFarley]

Hi,

Sorry I know this is going to sound a bit stupid but how do you guys go about transporting formal wear on a bicycle.

Put your bike and the suit in a taxi to get there. It won't matter how you pack it to get home on the bike.

 

[CharleyFarley]

Did you shower or did you go to the wedding stinking of sweaty ballsack?

I don't even know what a sweaty ballsack smells like, and I'm not wanting to find out. I treat mine with Old Spice cologne so that when things heat up, all I smell is Old Spice with a slight tang.

 

[Oldhippy]

I just wouldn't wear a suit.

 

[SydZ]

I just wouldn't wear a suit.

Out of curiosity, what would you wear instead?

 

[Oldhippy]

The same as I wear every other day, combats, hiking boots t shirt. Never owned or worn a suit.

 

[vickster]

The same as I wear every other day, combats, hiking boots t shirt. Never owned or worn a suit.

Clearly you don’t get invited to formal events

 

[Oldhippy]

I have in the past been a guest at quite a few I just refuse to dress up, it's the person not what they wear.

 

[Blue Hills]

I have in the past been a guest at quite a few I just refuse to dress up, it's the person not what they wear.

By the by, just seen on a beeb press review a big story saying that expensive weddings are substantially more likely to end with a divorce of the couple.

doesn't surprise me.

Yep the curse of the string quartet lives on.

My advice - if you hear the strings starting up at the reception, take your machine gun out of your own violin case and spray them.

Folk might accuse you of making a bit of a scene but in later years they will thank you.

 

[geocycle]

My suit, shirt and tie is on a wooden hanger. The whole lot just gets rolled together and fits nicely in an ortlieb pannier. Have to shake out the debris from the pannier first! Most of the time I get away with a jacket which stays at work and i Just transfer shirts.

 

[SydZ]

Be glad it's just a suit. Try transporting a kilt and everything that goes along with it!

 

[vickster]

Be glad it's just a suit. Try transporting a kilt and everything that goes along with it!

Well at least it doesn’t matter if you forget your undies

 

[oldwheels]

Be glad it's just a suit. Try transporting a kilt and everything that goes along with it!

Saw a guy on an ebike cycling through Craignure,Isle of Mull wearing a kilt. Probably a guide going to Duart Castle a few miles down the road.
When I was at school in Helensburgh a fellow pupil cycled the couple of miles to school every day wearing a kilt. Fairly big guy so nobody ever took the p—-s .

 

[SydZ]

Saw a guy on an ebike cycling through Craignure,Isle of Mull wearing a kilt. Probably a guide going to Duart Castle a few miles down the road.
When I was at school in Helensburgh a fellow pupil cycled the couple of miles to school every day wearing

I sweat in lycra, even in winter. Could never imagine cycling in a kilt.

 

[oldwheels]

Well at least it doesn’t matter if you forget your undies

When I was at a Wales Trade Show I was asked the inevitable question. The infallible get out is to take them gently by the hand “ let’s just go behind this screen and we can find out.” Scream and run.
Worked every time as it was only females who asked.

 

[oldwheels]

I sweat in lycra, even in winter. Could never imagine cycling in a kilt.

I have done it but only for relatively short distances.