Unexplained stuff going missing

[Yellow Saddle]

I put my camouflage hat somewhere and now I can't find it.

I've got so much high-viz in the house the only thing I can find is my camo hat.

 

[Tin Pot]

My wife has spent thirteen years hiding my stuff from me, I don't know why she does it or why she doesn't stop.

 

[ChrisV]

That's nothing. When we were kids we were so poor we didn't have anything that we could lose.

Hope.

 

[summerdays]

I never find anything when I start looking for it specifically, so instead I tidy and often in the process of not looking for it it appears....

 

[Tin Pot]

That's nothing. When we were kids we were so poor we didn't have anything that we could lose.

Youth.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I only live in our house four - six days a month, and have done so for the last year. The other four adults who live here constantly move stuff around. That said most of our house is packed up in boxes, many of which are at locknstor. A temporary kitchen occupies the dining room and the old kitchen is being gutted. Half my work clothes and work things are in a small apartment in Copenhagen. Other bits'n'pieces are in an office locker in Stockholm. Others are in my bag and suitcase, I hope.

And you are complaining you can't find stuff? Sheesh.

 

[gbb]

Circa 1979 I had an accident on the way home that meant an ambulance to hospital and a probably life saving emergency operation, two weeks in hospital and two months off work. While recuperating it occured to us I'd lost my wedding ring. We checked the hospital, nothing. We even thought perhaps it'd be stolen at the hospital, lost more likely TBF.

At the time I was an engineering storeman, the stores had thousands of parts bins, some used veey regularly, some almost..or never.

About 6 to 9 months later its stockcheck time...I reached up and grabbed a bin of parts, spread them out to count...and there is my ring.

Wierd...they were parts that never moved, I dont even remember ever looking at them in the past.
You can only assume I'd probably done a stock check just before the accident, ring fell of and I didnt realise it at the time.

 

[Piemaster]

We've had socks mysteriously disappearing over the last week.
We have had a dog for a week.
These things may be related

 

[Yellow Saddle]

We've had socks mysteriously disappearing over the last week.
We have had a dog for a week.
These things may be related

No problem, those socks are still around. They're outside on the lawn encased in little brown sausages.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

We've had socks mysteriously disappearing over the last week.
We have had a dog for a week.
These things may be related

The socks may well reappear but you'd be well advised not to wear them straight away

 

[Cuchilo]

I was looking for my block plane on Thursday . The work bench was a mess and i must have lifted everything up a dozen times . Then i checked the floor around the bench and behind the bench . Then i went out and checked the van twice . I eventually found it on the shelf where i keep the block plane

 

[Supersuperleeds]

That's nothing. When we were kids we were so poor we didn't have anything that we could lose.

Innocence

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

That's nothing. When we were kids we were so poor we didn't have anything that we could lose.

Virginity - or did that ship sail early?

 

[screenman]

A place for everything and everything in it's place.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

My kids were born by an immaculate conception.....or so Mrs R tells me

Take after the milkman do they?