Welcome to London you ****ing Northerner

[GM]

Happened to me in a Barcelona station, going up the escalator three herberts stopped at the top the next thing I knew I had been pickpocketed. Take care out there.

 

[Crackle]

Happened to me in a Barcelona station, going up the escalator three herberts stopped at the top the next thing I knew I had been pickpocketed. Take care out there.

So Nicky is a Northern pickpocket now. it's getting better.

 

[GM]

So Nicky is a Northern pickpocket now. it's getting better.

 

[nickyboy]

So Nicky is a Northern pickpocket now. it's getting better.

Yeah, I lifted a monkey off him...result!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Yeah, I lifted a monkey off him...result!

Enough for a pint, well maybe a half.

 

[midlife]

It was my fault. I'd never seen a subway before so I had stopped in wonderment

Not even their £3 meal deals?

Shaun

 

[classic33]

Happen.

'appen, no "H"!

 

[outlash]

Cheeky git, getting off at Old Street there would be no Londoners. Just hipsters from the home counties with mockney accents.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

A tip for future trips, dress like a local

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

'appen, no "H"!

Happen there is, lad. Just don't speak it.

 

[Andrew_P]

Luck for you he didn't ask you "where is your tool"

 

[Drago]

He says "That's how accidents happen "
You reply "And this is how fights start"

 

[Kestevan]

Don't be ridiculous,we have moved on and wear Reebok Pump and ill fitting brogues.

And slacks..... @nickyboy does a mean line in slacks.

 

[mr messy]

Yeah, I lifted a monkey off him...result!

There was endangered animal smuggling too?

 

[mr messy]

....or were you after organ grindr?