Welcome to London you ****ing Northerner

[deptfordmarmoset]

Your best bet would be Bermondsey on match day outside Millwall's home ground.

Unsolicited off topic fact: TfL's Quietway 1 goes round the back of Millwall's ground. Which means that the Q1 disappears during match days because you get a good view of one of the goalmouths. Right, as you were...

 

[Tin Pot]

Of course, the only thing worse than people stopping at the top of stairs is other people stopping at the top of stairs to argue with them about stopping at the top of stairs.

The correct protocol is to barge through them, not argue, just hurl abuse and insults

 

[postman]

It was my fault. I'd never seen a subway before so I had stopped in wonderment

Miss Goodbody says she prefers the 12" one.It's more satisfying.

 

[I like Skol]

I'm Poppin up't Snake Pass in't mornin. I'll be sure to shout arght to any sheep shaggin northerners to get't bloody move'on and shift't bloody side out o' bloody way!

 

[TVC]

What do you call a Larndunner North of Watford?

Lost.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

What do you call a Larndunner North of Watford?

Intrepid explorer.

 

[Drago]

Ranulph.

 

[SteCenturion]

It was my fault. I'd never seen a subway before so I had stopped in wonderment

& now you can get a foot long for an extra £1, it's bloody marvellous.

 

[SteCenturion]

Did you just stop with people walking right behind you?

He did, & knocked the froth off the top of the Gooners shandy.

 

[Firestorm]

This is awesome. I'm in Laaaarndan next week so I'm going to have a go at this here Cockernee-baiting - who knew it was so easy?
I've got the option of getting off the Tube at Aldgate or Tower Hill - which is likely to be the best spot to bag one?




Sometimes just one 'like' doesn't seem enough

Depending on the time of day.
Tower Hill is likely to see more tourists , apart from 5-6 in the evening, but there are several sets of stairs.
Aldgate busy with office workers 8-9.30

 

[SteCenturion]

What do you call a Larndunner North of Watford?

Vagrant

& that's great, due to the shoot on sight by-laws of the North.

 

[SteCenturion]

interbred explorer.

FTFY

 

[Tin Pot]

What do you call a Larndunner North of Watford?

Lost.

Why would I want to know where Watford is anyway?

Going north of the river is already getting dicey in parts, north of Hackney and you might as well start wearing a kilt and eating babies.

 

[Tin Pot]

I was in London yesterday, and everybody stopped on the stairs to the entrance to the tube on Oxford street, something to do with overcrowding, a fair bit of complaining was heard, after waiting ages we got the bus to kings cross, earlier we got the fast train to Stratford which I believe people call the over ground train which went all the way through a tunnel, then got off the train popped in to a shop for a drink and seen the craziest thing I've seen in many a year Pringles for £2.99 a pack WTF.....
but I will add the toilets at st pancras international station are dead posh, they flush automatically, hands free at its finest...

I call BS - there's nowhere within Z2 selling Pringles that cheap.

 

[Tin Pot]

& that's great, due to the shoot on sight by-laws of the North.

We'd consider it a mercy killing anyway.