I forgot I left my shoes at work, but was going to Manchester for a meeting the next day, by the time I realised, I could not get to work, as my boss was picking me up.
Anyway being a tight arse I only had one pair of shoes, I had no choice but to take my wife's which looked a bit like men's, but the worst bit was I was a size 9 she was a 6, I do not know how I got me feet in them but I did, and when we go there the boss dropped me off to get a pair of shoes, but stood waiting to be picked up with my feet in these size 6 was pure agony... Luckily he drove!