What is she after?

[screenman]

I am back, she did it all because she loves me. I did return the favour by taking her shopping and out for a nice lunch, after I had been out on my bike of course.

 

[screenman]

Not sure why all that above is underlined.

 

[Dayvo]

Not sure why all that above is underlined.

Was it her writing?

 

[RitchieJoe]

I am back, she did it all because she loves me. I did return the favour by taking her shopping and out for a nice lunch, after I had been out on my bike of course.

careful everyone, it could be his wife on his account

 

[screenman]

careful everyone, it could be his wife on his account

It was me, the wife would know how to fix it.

 

[Sara_H]

Is she ovulating?

 

[screenman]

Is she ovulating?

We have been married 41 years, how do I tell.

 

[SD1]

I am back, she did it all because she loves me. I did return the favour by taking her shopping and out for a nice lunch, after I had been out on my bike of course.

She is writing this, screen man is in the freezer except for his testicles, there in the slow cooker.

 

[screenman]

She is writing this, screen man is in the freezer except for his testicles, there in the slow cooker.

Brrrr! It is cold in here.

 

[Rural Spaceman]

Kiss her arse, hurrah!...

Can't believe no-one got that. Maybe it wasn't that funny. Please yourselves. ...whatever will be,will be...

 

[pauldavid]

Can't believe no-one got that. Maybe it wasn't that funny. Please yourselves. ...whatever will be,will be...

Jokes are like fireworks.

If you have a bad one that doesn't go off, keep well away from it at all costs and never ever try to re-ignite it!

 

[Thomk]

I am back, she did it all because she loves me. I did return the favour by taking her shopping and out for a nice lunch, after I had been out on my bike of course.

You're a lucky man. If Mrs Thomk did all that for me and I spent the whole evening fiddling with my phone/tablet I'd be in for it proper.