Drago
Legendary Member
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Not a problem for me, my waist being 18" smaller than my chest.
1 in 3 Men Can't See Own (you know what)
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Peter Armstrong
Über Member
Ive had a simular problem for years...
I cannot see me feet as my penis is soo big, I sure they are down there, I dont know what to do.
I cannot see me feet as my penis is soo big, I sure they are down there, I dont know what to do.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Oh! You've met him too?
you are Jayne Mansfield and ICMFP
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
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- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I was a bit tired, but I got the comment about reflection just as I was dozing off!
And I anticipated remarks about 'members' ...
That comment wasn't aimed at you. Just that the test always used to be whether people could see their own feet when looking straight down and I wondered why this new 'penis test' had been suggested?I can sleep but when I don't have to synchronise with the outside world (job, travel, forum rides, social life, blood tests ...), I slip into the habit of going to sleep at 03:00 - 04:00 and getting up at 10:00 - 11:00, though this morning a 'friend rang me at 09:30 so I only got 6 hours sleep.
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Oldspice
Senior Member
Sorry. I just copied and pasted that section from the website.
Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
Wow, 23 posts and nobody has used the phrase 'pubic flab' yet.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Nor 'transitory mental abberation'***!
*** That was a phrase that I read 45 years ago in The Remarkable Case of Davidson's Eyes by H.G. Wells and it stuck in my mind. I whip it out every now and then to try and impress people.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
... and 'whip it out' is a phrase that I've been using off and on for years since I first heard this:
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Yeah, never been the same since I got that breast implant by mistake. I still never figured out who got my kidney...
In all seriousness I could drop another 2" to 34, maybe 32 but I like my Guinness too much, and in too old to try and compete to that level with lifters 20 years my junior.
Anyone (except the disabled or infirm, natch) stupid and bone idle lazy enough to let their waistline exceed their chest should have to pay out their own pockets mfor treating ailments related to their fat-gittedness.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Presumably then, using that argument, if you inured yourself in the gym then you should pay for private health care? And if any of us fall off our bikes, then so should we! In fact, extending it ... only those with unavoidable illnesses, genetic defects, or the victims of criminals or acts of God should be treated on the NHS?
Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
Indeed, what about the hippopominous oath!
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I really wish I had a big belly and couldn't see my bits after what I had 'done' to them a month ago. 
Not nice ! The down side is I can feel the mess the surgeon made 'inside'.
Not nice ! The down side is I can feel the mess the surgeon made 'inside'.
Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
I really wish I had a big belly and couldn't see my bits after what I had 'done' to them a month ago.
Did he use a template?
