1 in 3 Men Can't See Own (you know what)

[Oldspice]

Make this one BIG check today
and it could just save your life!
New research shows 1 in 3 men are unable to see their penis.
If your stomach is starting to obstruct the view of your manhood
you shouldn't ignore it, not only can it knock years off your lifespan
but it could put you at serious risk from life threating illness.

The website
https://www.weloveourhealth.co.uk/thebigcheck.aspx

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Does standing on a mirror count?

 

[snorri]

Does standing on a mirror count?

Standing on a mirror definitely counts as a health risk

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is it because I'm wearing clothes?

Just joking, I know that obesity is a big, fat problem.

 

[jonny jeez]

Does standing on a mirror count?

if you cant see it when standing in front of a mirror, you may have a different issue.

 

[ColinJ]

if you cant see it when standing in front of a mirror, you may have a different issue.

Facing the wrong way?

 

[slowmotion]

How do people with enormous stomachs and giant willys rate, health-wise?

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Tried standing on a mirror ....couldn't see a thing so I stood on the Sunday Sport and then I could see some breasts!

 

[theclaud]

Is it just me, or is the preponderance of euphemism in this thread mildly irritating (partial apologies Oldspice, as I realise some of it is cut-n-pasted)? Surely "Can You See Your Cock?" would have done as a title? And having mentioned penises, why then fall back on the absurd term "manhood"? Is it an arcane reference to a Sussex peninsula? Are men standing in their bedrooms hoping for a glimpse of Selsey Bill?

 

[slowmotion]

A super-injunction should have prevented you from mentioning any of my encounters with Selsey Bill. It is going to get very expensive, TC.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

How do people with enormous stomachs and giant willys rate, health-wise?

The two seldom go together..... or so appearances might suggest at least......it is estimated that for every stone a man is overweight his penile length will appear to be 1inch shorter.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Standing on a mirror definitely counts as a health risk

If obesity has got to be such a problem that men have to stand on mirrors to see there own penises.....that's a really poor reflection on society!

 

[ColinJ]

If obesity has got to be such a problem that men have to stand on mirrors to see there own penises.....that's a really poor reflection on society!

1. Hadn't you noticed the number of huge bellies about these days?
2. Standing on a mirror wouldn't help because the men wouldn't be able to see that part of the mirror either!
3. Why bring genitals into it? What was wrong with not being able to see feet!

 

[mrandmrspoves]

1. Hadn't you noticed the number of huge bellies about these days?
2. Standing on a mirror wouldn't help because the men wouldn't be able to see that part of the mirror either!
3. Why bring genitals into it? What was wrong with not being able to see feet!

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I am well aware of the number of huge bellies around and have in the past been one of that number! Poor reflection....mirror.....geddit?

I didn't bring man members into this thread they were already in it

Anyway glad I'm not the only saddo that can't sleep......not that I'm calling you a saddo......

 

[slowmotion]

I'm going to the bathroom......and I may not be back for some time....