I dont even like it when anyone touches my bike!
Couple of teenagers commenting on the road bike the other day:
Teen 1: "Oh my God, that light is bright!"
Teen 2: "Look at how skinny those tyres are"
[One teenager squeezes tyre, as if to check the psi]
I think to myself "Ok thats enough!" say "See ya later lads" and ride off.
How dare they touch my bike!