A face that launched a thousand ships.

[Ratchet Cat]

Chris Tarrant.

 

[Poacher]

This originally was about Helen of Troy who was apparently rather good looking. But these days is morse about someone who you’d struggle not to punch.
I will start with Jeremy Clarkson.

Tricky request; my morse is not what it was 60 years ago, but I'll try:
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[Poacher]

Ok will try again. Tom Read Wilson, his face and voice make me cringe.

Awww, he's lovely!
I would...




...struggle not to punch him, that is.

 

[Poacher]

Richard Osman, mind you, I'd probably have to jump quite high if I wanted to punch him in the face.
Maybe I'd settle for a gut punch and then knee him when he doubled over.