A Flaw with "going back to nature"

[mudsticks]

Problem is finding someone willing to let me sit on their buttocks.

I've been led to believe that sourcing such services, was what 'gentlemen' of a certain sort, used the Internet for, a lot of the time.

 

[kingrollo]

I'm starting a separate buttocks thread !

 

[kingrollo]

I've been led to believe that sourcing such services, was what 'gentlemen' of a certain sort, used the Internet for, a lot of the time.

What did pre historic man do though ?

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I'm starting a separate buttocks thread !

Could you not just try a laxative for now?

 

[mudsticks]

I'm starting a separate buttocks thread !

Oh good..

"Buttock chat"

I have to do a lot of that in my professional life, it'll be good practice.

 

[mudsticks]

What did pre historic man do though ?

Too busy chasing woolly mammoths, for much sitting about, I s'pect.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

As I wandered through the meadow one sunny day, I stopped to pick a buttercup.

I gazed wistfully into the distance and pondered 'what an odd place to leave a buttock'.

 

[Paulus]

Blackadder invented sewers

Wasn't that Bazalgette?

 

[pawl]

I shall move into my XC90 and never leave, thus ensuring that I will live forever.

Excuse my ignorance.What is an XC90.?.

 

[gbb]

Life in times gone by...
I remember listening to a radio show many years ago, they were talking to a very old gent who remembered life pre WW1 in Norwich I think. Life was tough enough it required you (him) to snare rabbit if you wanted meat. Between a rock and a hard place, get caught, you got a substantial jail term (because you had the temerity to take off the land owner) ...dont do it...and go hungry, very hungry.
He had a long life, but I got the impression it was remarkably tough life in those times....let alone times before.

 

[stephec]

If we weren't 'designed' to sit then what are buttocks for.

Spanking.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Life in times gone by...
I remember listening to a radio show many years ago, they were talking to a very old gent who remembered life pre WW1 in Norwich I think. Life was tough enough it required you (him) to snare rabbit if you wanted meat. Between a rock and a hard place, get caught, you got a substantial jail term (because you had the temerity to take off the land owner) ...dont do it...and go hungry, very hungry.
He had a long life, but I got the impression it was remarkably tough life in those times....let alone times before.

Couldn't he have claimed it wasn't the land owners rabbit, but a tourist from the common land and he was evicting the trespasser?

 

[raleighnut]

I'm starting a separate buttocks thread !

I don't want mine separating thank you very much.

 

[mudsticks]

I don't want mine separating thank you very much.

Better get a broader saddle then

 

[Dirk]

Excuse my ignorance.What is an XC90.?.

A effing girt big, diesel burning, planet destroying, Volvo 4x4.
Essential due to the current state of British roads.