A great gift for dad...

[Noodley]

...those bloody adverts on TV this week are so bad! Fathers Day is approaching and advertisers think it is a licence to tell children that dad will really want all kinds of crap - no!

I do not want any compilation CDs of rubbish music I have never heard of, nor a DVD of motorsport crashes, nor a DVD of Ewan McGregor riding his motorbike, nor a book about cars, etc, etc

All I want is left in peace...
(which is good as I will not be at home as I am away cycling)

 

[jassy-x]

...or a couple of beers and peace to watch the fitba'...

 

[Noodley]

...or a couple of beers and peace to watch the fitba'...

Fair point. Left in peace AND a couple of beers...maybe even a couple o' pies or a bridie for half time

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'll be doing the L2b like usual.
I don't want any tat either... and as most of my family hate me most of the time, the day is likely to pass unnoticed.


Mothers day, Fathers day, Valentines day... It's all bollocks really from the bloody greetings card industry colluding with florists. Bugger-em!

 

[Noodley]

Bugger-em!

Unless I get peace, a few beers and a pie or two I would agree.

 

[jassy-x]

....yeh, you can stick all the fancy words in a card......nothing say's it like beer and a pie!!!!

 

[Fab Foodie]

....yeh, you can stick all the fancy words in a card......nothing say's it like beer and a pie!!!!

True, True.

Hang-on... what about beer and hairy pie?





























second thoughts... beer and pie's just fine.

 

[Noodley]

....yeh, you can stick all the fancy words in a card......nothing say's it like beer and a pie!!!!

And a beer and a pie will cost less than a card!

I'll suggest to Mrs Noodley that I am being pro-active in 'saving money' and she should dispense of a card in favour of a beer and pies...

 

[Abitrary]

What about Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf, digitally unmastered and remastered?

 

[Noodley]

What about Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf, digitally unmastered and remastered?

Yep, I could always put my can of beer on it to save my table from being stained...

 

[jassy-x]

What about Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf, digitally unmastered and remastered?

.....sounds good, then a few more beers and a bit of Floyd.........

 

[Abitrary]

What about Greatest Hits Of The Mods For Dads?

 

[Noodley]

What about Greatest Hits Of The Mods For Dads?

Exactly, what about it?

 

[Noodley]

.....a bit of Floyd.........

..On Fish?
Or one of his other cooking shows?

 

[Abitrary]

Exactly, what about it?

Sting, Green Onions.... what *not* about it?