A light to lighten the genitals....

[colly]

So it turns out the sun doesn't shine out of my 4rse after all. Just the carsey.

 

[Drago]

My loo has suffered badly during my recent dose of Ebola-Rabies. Perhaps one of those lights would make it look better?

 

[biggs682]

I mean it's not quite as bad as the see-through toilet

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but it's pretty close.

that would be fun to watch it all go away

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 5153737, member: 21629"]This is how Fab Foodie's fabulous food experiments end up.[/QUOTE]
A glowing end you mean?

 

[robjh]

@Fab Foodie, don't ever poo in my camper van.

 

[robjh]

[QUOTE 5153838, member: 21629"]BTW, as a foreigner I understood "lighten the genitals" as "I set up a fire on my genitals" and I thought "wtf???"[/QUOTE]
TBH, the original and native meaning makes no more sense

 

[StuAff]

I did wonder if that was intended as a fitting for nightclubs...

(resisted temptation to post that Don Logan clip again).

 

[slowmotion]

We came across a hi-tech khazi in San Francisco a few years ago. The booklet it said it could pamper our bums with sprays and jets, ending with a gentle warm air breeze wafting over our bits.

Unfortunately, the batteries on the complicated remote control had run down. We used bog paper.

 

[Lullabelle]

Does it include a motion sensor?

 

[TVC]

Does it include a motion sensor?

Today's winner of the Internet is Wol.

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 5153838, member: 21629"]BTW, as a foreigner I understood "lighten the genitals" as "I set up a fire on my genitals" and I thought "wtf???"[/QUOTE]
It’s a play on a phrase from the Bible, as in ‘A light to lighten the gentiles’!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Today's winner of the Internet is Wol.

Seconded!

 

[stephec]

I think most people would say a prayer if they stood up and were greeted by that sight.

 

[numbnuts]

I have one too had mine since last Tuesday

 

[Dirk]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought - "Surely not!"

Spoiler

https://cosmeticimageclinics.com.au/procedure/anal-bleaching/

Bad @Fab Foodie