A question, if I may...

[Panter]

How come this is the same, every single time?

So, I ride home from work, and I don't need a wee.
Lock the bike up in the shed, get the bad news for the day and I don't need a wee.
Stomp upstairs, run a bath and read the post (bills) don't need a wee.
Turn off the taps when bath is full, quick swirl about to test the temperature, and I don't need a wee.
Discard cycling gear and lower myself into the bath and... my bladder is instantly, painfully full...
What the hell? does the water rush in through my backside? anyone else suffer this?

 

[Cubist]

I bet you're really posh and have to get out of the bath to pee as well !

 

[snorri]

lower myself into the bath and... my bladder is instantly, painfully full...
What the hell? does the water rush in through my backside?

Thanks for that line Panter,

 

[ianrauk]

That's age creeping up on you Panter...

 

[Peteaud]

Have you got a slack ring?

 

[Night Train]

I have learnt over the years to go for a wee prior to getting in the bath.

An ex and I had a similar problem with her daughter (who has Downs). When ever we went swimming, the moment she got in the pool she needed a wee and had to get out again. There was no persuading, or explaining to, her to go to the toilet first.

 

[ianrauk]

Have you got a slack ring?

oooh eeer missus

 

[rich p]

Having a shower solves the problem.

 

[colly]

I don't have that problem, but when I get dressed in my cycling togs it's only when I get completely dressed and get the bike out that I find I need a pee.

 

[Night Train]

I don't have that problem, but when I get dressed in my cycling togs it's only when I get completely dressed and get the bike out that I find I need a pee.

See, I just wear proper clothes. That way I have a zip fly that makes things more convenient.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm usually up to my armpits in dirty greasy muck doing some bike fettling when I get that can't hold it any longer pain. And then, of course, Mrs 26 has moved the Swarfega...........

 

[Maz]

I don't have that problem, but when I get dressed in my cycling togs it's only when I get completely dressed and get the bike out that I find I need a pee.

The classic one with me is just after shoe-horning myself into the bib tights, need to go for a wazz.