A wee tidy up

[Markymark]

George Clooney gets his styling tips from me.

 

[Crackle]

It's gonna take more than a wee tidy up, Steptoe.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

George Clooney gets his styling tips from me.

It's gonna take more than a wee tidy up, Steptoe.

I think he's speaking to you Murkyboy

 

[Markymark]

I think he's speaking to you Murkyboy

If you want to know what the very latest fashion and styles are just look at what I was wearing 3 months ago.

 

[MacB]

If you want to know what the very latest fashion and styles are just look at what I was wearing 3 months ago.

Oh man, I've got you up on this pedestal but 3 instead of 6 months? that's just slid you towards the edge, it's a long way down and Marmion's waiting at the bottom.

 

[Globalti]

I've been fighting the foliage for years. Just buy a battery beard trimmer with a depth limiter attachment and trim those body hairs short. Do it standing in the shower then shower then fish the plug of hair out of the drain. Pluck nose hairs with tweezers and get in the habit of going over the ears while shaving. Simples.

 

[Crackle]

Oh man, I've got you up on this pedestal but 3 instead of 6 months? that's just slid you towards the edge, it's a long way down and Marmion's waiting at the bottom.

Tassels on, arms wide, lips puckered

 

[Markymark]

Oh man, I've got you up on this pedestal but 3 instead of 6 months? that's just slid you towards the edge, it's a long way down and Marmion's waiting at the bottom.

It depends, that's in London, but it takes a further 10 years for it to migrate north.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Christ alive - what's happening to men?

I have a mate that is obsessed with removing all body hair apart from his eyelashes, eyebrows and scalp hair.

I have a fairly hairy chest and was 'told off' at his dinner table for a few hairs visible in the small 'v' of the polo shirt I was wearing.

Did cyclists start all this nonsense with their shaven legs?

 

[Drago]

I make Sean Connery look smooth and hairless.

 

[TVC]

George Clooney gets his styling tips from me.

FFS, you do keep forgetting that we've met you

 

[Markymark]

FFS, you do keep forgetting that we've met you

But I'm banking on you lot's failing eyesight!!

 

[TVC]

I'm happy to give style advice to any CC member

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The most disturbing Where's Wally ever.

 

[stephec]

I make Sean Connery look smooth and hairless.

Does he insist on you using a razor on him, or does he prefer it when you use electric?

 

[Drago]

Black and Decker sander.