A wee tidy up

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I came home last night and jumped into the shower and noticed that I seemed to have become rather hairier than I usually am and had gone worryingly grey in (ahem) areas which I had not previously noticed...there was hair everywhere, my underarm hair made it look like I had 2 gremlins stuck under there and my nipples looked like they had tatties growing out of them. I even found one on my chest that, when pulled straight, reached my shoulder.

I mentioned it to Mrs M when I got out of the shower and she said something along the lines of "you've been a mess for years, how have you only just noticed?".

This morning:

Now:

Lucky Mrs M

Anyone else in need of a wee tidy up?

 

[ianrauk]

Both of them are nobbers

 

[MacB]

I have an image of Mrs M doing a Dumb and Dumber and attacking his toe nails with an angle grinder

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I have an image of Mrs M doing a Dumb and Dumber and attacking his toe nails with an angle grinder

I even took care of them, they were like Quavers on the end of my feet.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Both of them are nobbers

I have just noticed that Clooney and I have almost exactly the same hairstyle and colour, copying bastid that he is!

 

[ianrauk]

I would say your avatar is more of a close match

 

[welsh dragon]

Mrs M has my deepest sympathy, especially for the before shot. Where's the sick bag.

 

[Jason]

at the young age of 51 I have ear hair!!! What the hell do my ears need hair for - am i an as yet undiscovered darwinian MAMIL (yes i know )

 

[tyred]

From the thread title I thought you had tidied up your kitchen

 

[Drago]

Coincidentally, I've tidied up my beard as well.

 

[stephec]

I just knew this was going to be about manscaping before I opened it.

 

[snorri]

Anyone else in need of a wee tidy up?

It's people like you that get us all a bad name.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I just knew this was going to be about manscaping before I opened it.

You knew is was about me and my wee tidy up...

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

You must have some moobs...

I accessorize well

 

[Levo-Lon]

Jeez..i thinking matured single malt with the alcohol removed..