A work colleague who's just finished a 24 hour shift had her car broken in to....

[betty swollocks]

and among other things, he took her overnight bag which contained the underwear she'd just changed out of.
I told her sympathetically, that she'll have to take him to the Smalls Claims Court.

 

[TissoT]

Thats a bummer .....

 

[CopperBrompton]

That's pants

 

[cd365]

He can sell them on the interweb!

 

[TVC]

That thief has got a nasty streak.

 

[TVC]

He can sell them on the interweb!

Are you in the market then?

 

[vernon]

He can sell them on the interweb!

They'll be going for a thong then.

 

[EltonFrog]

They'll be going for a thong then.

in G

 

[Rafferty]

That guy who does 'Just a Minute' on the radio is interested, you know, Knickerless Parsons.

 

[vernon]

in G

You're just stringing things out.

 

[cd365]

Are you in the market then?

Not my thong

 

[vernon]

That guy who does 'Just a Minute' on the radio is interested, you know, Knickerless Parsons.

He's into brief encounters.

 

[slowmotion]

Have they caught the knickers yet?

 

[Blue]

He's into brief encounters.

of the turd kind

 

[vernon]

Have they caught the knickers yet?

No but the scenes of crime officer is examining the skid marks left by the getaway vehicle.