A work colleague who's just finished a 24 hour shift had her car broken in to....

[ayceejay]

It is not my intention to pooh pooh all this frivolity but I see this as a crime where a sniffer dog could be of assistance

 

[Cubist]

It is not my intention to pooh pooh all this frivolity but I see this as a crime where a sniffer dog could be of assistance

I gusset all depends on the type of dog

 

[slowmotion]

I gusset all depends on the type of dog

It'll be panting....

 

[ayceejay]

but only briefly....

 

[Speicher]

It was Lucy who stole them, Lucy Lastic. She did it for a frill.

 

[vernon]

If it ever reaches court it will be a brief case to deal with.

 

[Speicher]

and among other things, he took her overnight bag which contained the underwear she'd just changed out of.
I told her sympathetically, that she'll have to take him to the Smalls Claims Court.

Her solicitor will need his briefs when he goes to Court.

 

[ayceejay]

Cragney and Lacey are investigating

 

[TheDoctor]

Have they got to the bottom of it yet?
(scraping the gusset barrel here)

 

[slowmotion]

Her solicitor will need his briefs when he goes to Court.

The defense will claim it was all a set-up by a police Agent Provocateur.

 

[TVC]

The whole thing is a cover up.

 

[slowmotion]

The insurance company will be taken to the cleaners.

 

[TVC]

I hope they are not crotchless or the whole case could fall through.





Sorry
Coat

 

[perplexed]

The thief, when caught, will allow the police to basque in glory...

 

[vernon]

Corset will come to nothing. The perpetrators will get a conditional discharge.