AAAaaaaaggggghhhhh.... Chilli on my willy...

[Fab Foodie]

... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .........

 

[Jane Smart]

silly boy not a good idea to scratch yourself when handling chillis now is it??

 

[mad al]

Ooooooooops

 

[rich p]

Were you poking it in the salsa jar again?

 

[JamesAC]

That's a l o n g willy!!

 

[Aperitif]

Must be very sharp and pointy for that to happen - nay wooden!

I'm beginning to think that you are a bit of a self-harming attention seeker Fab. One minute you're getting someone to jab you with a nasty <cocktail> of porcinitus, the next, you are disguising your <cocktail stick> as an assault by nature.

Next, you'll be telling us that a mad Chinese person forced you to eat loads of Monosodium Glutamate against your will after you were accosted in the street, making your way home from the local hostelry after 6 - 12 pints of pure organic, unsullied ale.

Your e numbers up!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Well, it's getting better now...
Home grown tiny chillis, finely sliced. Washed hands several times and under the nails, but still it lingers!

 

[TVC]

Chilli is Gods way of stopping cooks masturbating.

 

[longers]

Stick it in a glass of milk.

Then pour the milk down the sink.

 

[longers]

Or make someone you don't like a cup of tea.

 

[jeltz]

Well, it's getting better now...
Home grown tiny chillis, finely sliced. Washed hands several times and under the nails, but still it lingers!

If you are a contact lens wearer then there will be tears before bedtime Next time wear marigolds, for the chilli chopping I mean not the tackle touching.

 

[Fab Foodie]

If you are a contact lens wearer then there will be tears before bedtime Next time wear marigolds, for the chilli chopping I mean not the tackle touching.

What and spoil the excitement?
Like the Marigolds idea though... for touching the tackle

 

[threebikesmcginty]

My dad did the same years ago - he still talks about it now.....nasty!

 

[Fab Foodie]

My dad did the same years ago - he still talks about it now.....nasty!

What, touched his tackle with Marigolds?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What, touched his tackle with Marigolds?

filthy beast!