Aborted todays ride

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 27 Apr 2008.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    ...due to a serious case of being over dressed. When i left it was raining and grey, I had on a base layer and my Aldi jacket and my longs....but it was way way to hot and I decided to jack it in as I had no straps to tie on the clothes to my rack (be unprepared thats me!)

    In the process of the detour i discovered where White Van man hangs out on Sundays....he's over at the local kids football club 'wiv me boy like' standing on the touchline shouting 'Kick 'im in de bollox my son!'.....Mrs WVM is equally as eloquant in her touchline diction as she informs the referee of his sexual orientation.
  2. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    i uttered an eloquent but indignant "you're a disgrace referee" to the prize pillock in the black who let a goal stand despite the ball being kicked out of the goalie's hands (she was on the ground with both hands on the ball). how did she sustain a kick in the teeth without a foul being committed?

    cost my daughter's team the cheshire girls champions league cup final.

    daffodil ;)
  3. OP

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    you dont own a white van do you?:rolleyes:
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    no, nor any tattoos or, plain white t-shirts, crew cuts or large dogs. or a small penis complex :sad:
  5. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Manchester, UK
    ... and yet you feel you're leading a full life??

    How??? :sad::biggrin:
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