Adam Edwards, Cotswold Life

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The sweaty Spandex stick insects round corners in the middle of lanes and ride double and triple-breasted on dangerous A and B roads. They pay no road tax and their only contribution to the environment that they visually and verbally despoil is, as far as I can see, to order a few black coffees and non-alcoholic drinks from the non-sweaty owners of coffee bars and pubs.

I have often thought that if Health and Safety had been in existence in the 19th century and known about the coming of the millions of automobiles on our roads it would have stated the obvious and said to any interested parties suggesting the advent of spandex cyclists ‘Does Lycra go splat?’
 

Rickshaw Phil

Overconfidentii Vulgaris
Moderator
Ho hum. Another lazy journalist says "there's nothing to write about today so I'll vent my ire at cyclists"

I love the irony that it doesn't occur to him how flawed the argument is. If modern "Health and Safety" had been around in the 19th century the motor car would never have been approved. As it was they disapproved badly enough to bring in the red flag law.:laugh:
 

DannyCFC

Well-Known Member
It's poor and lazy writing (and I know about that from a past life!). At least Clarkson can be entertainingly offensive - this is just dull.

If the Cotswold Life pays for this - and I doubt they do - I'll dust off the old Olivetti and send them an article proposing broadband be banned for the rural lower orders as it makes Glyndebourne buffer when viewed by real people. Then I'll spend the tenner paid on cycling socks from Aldi.
 

gavgav

Legendary Member
I actually read this article in the Cotswold Life magazine, whilst down at my Auntie and Uncle's in Gloucestershire a couple of weeks ago. Made my blood boil a bit, but just another idiot journalist, who doesn't deserve to be given media time and space and is probably fishing for comments back.
 

Shut Up Legs

Down Under Member
Having read the above posts, I've decided not to read the article :biggrin:. In any case, this Adam Edwards sounds like the UK's equivalent of Australia's Derryn ("cyclists are cockroaches on wheels") Hinch.
 
He does look a bit like an overweight ageing James May

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