Admit your ignorance - things you've only just realised/learned

[Chris S]

70% of Nissans ever built still exist, as tuna fish cans.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

99.9% of Lancia Betas that came to the UK apparently do not exist

and did not exist not all that many years after they landed in this country

or so I have heard

 

[simongt]

and did not exist not all that many years after they landed in this country

Infill for the London Docklands 'refurbishment' - ?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Infill for the London Docklands 'refurbishment' - ?

I was think of added iron in the water supply

 

[Chris S]

I used to listen to 'Sounds of the Seventies' when Johnnie Walker presented it. I can't stand more than half an hour of it now that Bob Harris has taken over. The DJ is more important than the music.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

99.9% of Lancia Betas that came to the UK apparently do not exist

and did not exist not all that many years after they landed in this country

or so I have heard

... But @Drago's Yugo convertible still exists, so all is well!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

... But @Drago's Yugo convertible still exists, so all is well!

Makes for a very useful portable skip.

 

[VinSumRox]

I have a mental image of them sat in the front, driving whilst listening to loud music.

Heads bobbing

 

[Beebo]

Apparently, 70% of the Rolls Royces ever built still exist.
Didn't specify what state of repair these said survivors are in, but interesting anyway - !

I wonder if it’s a similar statistic for cars like Ferrari and other expensive rare cars.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Makes for a very useful portable skip.

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?

A Skip.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?

A Skip.

How do you double the price of a skoda?
Fill up the tank

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens?
To keep your hands warm while you are pushing it.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?

A Skip.

Why did Lada's come with rear heated windows?

To keep your hands warm when you pushed it

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A friend bought the 16 valve Lada GTi
It had 4 in the engine and 12 in the radio.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill?

A miracle.