Admit your ignorance - things you've only just realised/learned

[Mad Doug Biker]

Football - The Opium of the great unwashed.

 

[AndyRM]

Football - The Opium of the great unwashed.

How dare you. I've had a bath today!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

How dare you. I've had a bath not shot up today!

FTFY! 😆

No, only kidding.

 

[AndyRM]

FTFY! 😆

Wait til you see my post on the "Dress thread"...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wait til you see my post on the "Dress thread"...

The gentleman wears:

An Iggy and the Stooges shirt of questionable origin

Charity shop denim

Pride Chucks

Ink & beard, model's own

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Yebbut... That black thing on your arm... A tourniquet? 😆

 

[AndyRM]

Yebbut... That black thing on your arm... A tourniquet? 😆

Far more wholesome. They are bracelets which represent the sun in my life.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Far more wholesome. They are bracelets which represent the sun in my life.

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WE BELIEVE YOU!!

Seriously though, the sun things look nice

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@AndyRM Well, either that or they are Coggs for some sort of machine that you will be called upon one day to help build, because you are the chosen one, only you can save the day, the fate of all humanity rests on your... Wait, you have taken them off and put them in the bin?... Oh, ok then... 😆

 

[AndyRM]

@AndyRM Well, either that or they are Coggs for some sort of machine that you will be called upon one day to help build, because you are the chosen one, only you can save the day, the fate of humanity rests on your... Oh, you have taken them off and put them in the bin?... Ok... 😆

All hail Max.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All hail Max.

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I didn't just have to look that one up! 😊

 

[lenfield]

My father went to the world cup final in 1966 but I turned down the ticket to go with him, which is probably a fair guide to how interested in football I am.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

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It so is though! 😆

 

[lenfield]

The contestants on 'Married At First Sight' aren't really married.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The contestants on 'Married At First Sight' aren't really married.

No, they are raped instead. 🙄

 

[Electric_Andy]

The contestants on 'Married At First Sight' aren't really married.

I've always thought this show/format is utterly disgusting. Even in a somewhat liberal country, it makes a grotesque mockery of anything to do with relationships, respect, love and marriage. It's such a shame what has happened but hopefully the entire show will be canned as a result