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Ahhhgh

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Milo, 11 May 2008.

  1. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    Erm just found The worlds biggest boil/ saddle sore on me bum!
    What do I do?
     
  2. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    get a new bum
     
  3. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    Location:
    South Manchester
    Pop it........... or sudocreme..and keep riding !
     
  4. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    stand up and be counted?
     
  5. go down the pub and issue threats...
     
  6. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Staff Member

    As is often said, "this fred needs pictures". :blush::blush::blush:
     
  7. - at least you are not suffering from 'boil in the bag' :blush:...
     
  8. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    Its got a big lump sort of thing doesnt seem to hurt but erm should I realy pop it?
     
  9. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    WHy me!!!!
     
  10. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Stick your a*se in some hot water to draw boil to the surface, it might even pop itself so have some antiseptic/tea tree cream to hand when it does. Keep it clean and let it dry out before covering it.

    Oh man the scars, the scars...........
     
  11. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    Gonna give it a night and then possible commence with arse surgery tomorrow sigh.
     
  12. Will not look worse than your avatar~ worst case scenario etc... :blush:
     
  13. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Do you have any friends who really,really like you? :blush:

    If it had a head then pop it and dress with antiseptic. If it's a deep one then you can get magnesium drawing paste from the chemists. You slap on some of this stuff and put a plaster over the top. Eventually the nasty goo will be drawn to the surface and Mount Miloatna will erupt. Possibly mid-ride, as mine did once. Think of it as a rite of passage. :blush:
     
  14. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    Its just a big red lump that wont pop so I have to ask my chemist for arse paste by the looks of it sigh my local chemist is run by young girls.
     
  15. Why not tell us all about it? We all want to hear more ...;);)