Milo
Guru
- Location
- Melksham, Wilts
Erm just found The worlds biggest boil/ saddle sore on me bum!
What do I do?
What do I do?
Ahhhgh
- Thread starter Milo
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Bigtallfatbloke
New Member
get a new bum
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
Pop it........... or sudocreme..and keep riding !
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
stand up and be counted?
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
go down the pub and issue threats...
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
As is often said, "this fred needs pictures". 
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
- at least you are not suffering from 'boil in the bag' ...
...Milo
Guru
- Location
- Melksham, Wilts
Its got a big lump sort of thing doesnt seem to hurt but erm should I realy pop it?
Milo
Guru
- Location
- Melksham, Wilts
WHy me!!!!
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Stick your a*se in some hot water to draw boil to the surface, it might even pop itself so have some antiseptic/tea tree cream to hand when it does. Keep it clean and let it dry out before covering it.
Oh man the scars, the scars...........
Oh man the scars, the scars...........
Milo
Guru
- Location
- Melksham, Wilts
Gonna give it a night and then possible commence with arse surgery tomorrow sigh.
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Will not look worse than your avatar~ worst case scenario etc...
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Do you have any friends who really,really like you?
If it had a head then pop it and dress with antiseptic. If it's a deep one then you can get magnesium drawing paste from the chemists. You slap on some of this stuff and put a plaster over the top. Eventually the nasty goo will be drawn to the surface and Mount Miloatna will erupt. Possibly mid-ride, as mine did once. Think of it as a rite of passage.
If it had a head then pop it and dress with antiseptic. If it's a deep one then you can get magnesium drawing paste from the chemists. You slap on some of this stuff and put a plaster over the top. Eventually the nasty goo will be drawn to the surface and Mount Miloatna will erupt. Possibly mid-ride, as mine did once. Think of it as a rite of passage.
Milo
Guru
- Location
- Melksham, Wilts
Its just a big red lump that wont pop so I have to ask my chemist for arse paste by the looks of it sigh my local chemist is run by young girls.
Rhythm Thief
Veteran
miloat said:
Why not tell us all about it? We all want to hear more ...
