Stick your a*se in some hot water to draw boil to the surface, it might even pop itself so have some antiseptic/tea tree cream to hand when it does. Keep it clean and let it dry out before covering it.
Do you have any friends who really,really like you?
If it had a head then pop it and dress with antiseptic. If it's a deep one then you can get magnesium drawing paste from the chemists. You slap on some of this stuff and put a plaster over the top. Eventually the nasty goo will be drawn to the surface and Mount Miloatna will erupt. Possibly mid-ride, as mine did once. Think of it as a rite of passage.
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