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anothersam

SMIDSMe
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the joyful nonsense of another cyclist-bashing thread on Mumsnet? Here you go: To think cycling should be banned under lockdown?

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Slick

Guru
A couple of informed replies but I did laugh at the "I don't like cyclists in general" funny as. :laugh:
 
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anothersam

anothersam

SMIDSMe
Location
Far East Sussex
Fortunately there are always some good replies, but there's a steady drip-drip-drip of disdain and outright loathing; hence my BINGO card, made after an earlier excursion.
 

Slick

Guru
Fortunately there are always some good replies, but there's a steady drip-drip-drip of disdain and outright loathing; hence my BINGO card, made after an earlier excursion.
Yeah, I like it. I've downloaded it for printing at work when the usual discussions start up, I might personalise it a bit to suit the screwball opinions I normally get hit with. 👍
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
What’s a penis beaker? ( will I regret asking?)
 
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anothersam

anothersam

SMIDSMe
Location
Far East Sussex
What’s a penis beaker? ( will I regret asking?)
a) Lab equipment for growig a reproductive organ (one hesitates to say a male organ, in this day and age).
b) Another way of calling a muppet a dick.
c) Possibly apocryphal Mumsnet story of cleaning ritual after sexual congress. If Justine Roberts herself planted it, it further proves her PR genius.
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
I went on on mums net once ( gap intentional) it is the internet equivalent of a cancerous growth and serves no useful purpose.
 
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anothersam

anothersam

SMIDSMe
Location
Far East Sussex
it is the internet equivalent of a cancerous growth and serves no useful purpose.
It has doubtless been helpful for women sufferering domestic abuse, and seeking advice about rocky relationships – though the latter has since entered the anals [deliberate misspelling] of Mumsnet lore thanks to one too many frivolous calls of LTB = Leave The Bastard.

There are many many users, and so plenty of people worth listening to… if you have the patience.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_gfgxkZryM
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
Mumsnet can be a good source for some things but like most social media it has its share of trolls , i do like this response to the thread though :smile:
There seem to a lot of people who’s only form of exercise seems to be picking up the phone and walking to the car who seem to resent others trying to keep fit.
 
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anothersam

anothersam

SMIDSMe
Location
Far East Sussex
AIBU to bump this old thread after reading ianrauk’s post:
Though to put it into it's full Cycle Chat Bingo context.. You need to add that it was a Lycrad up roadie cyclist that didn't say hello
I'll admit that I may not be the best cycling ambassador in my neck of the woods: no helmet, hands-free when possible, and for extra credit if they're extra observant, the telltale ipod creeper vine. I especially enjoy cruising by chaperoned groups of school kids so as to serve as possible fodder for a lesson on foolishness, and Speedwatch patrols, who have been known point their radar gun at me, and likely take a dim view of road users not properly attired in matching dayglo.
 
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