Amazing what a bit of slap can do....

[Globalti]

The OP is right, it's amazing what a bit of slap can achieve:

 

[snorri]

For a minute I thought she was one of the Wirral wives at Aintree: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/...shions-at-Aintree-Racecourse-in-pictures.html

What a bunch of scrubbers, Are we allowed to say things like that nowadays? Oh! what the heck, it's true, with just one or two exceptions.
I liked the one with the two policemen.

 

[Watt-O]

What a bunch of scrubbers, Are we allowed to say things like that nowadays? Oh! what the heck, it's true, with just one or two exceptions.
I liked the one with the two policemen.

They may be scrubbers, but after necking a couple bottles of Krug - what the hell!

 

[Yellow Fang]

For a minute I thought she was one of the Wirral wives at Aintree: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/...shions-at-Aintree-Racecourse-in-pictures.html

Looks like a convention of pantomime dames.

 

[jig-sore]

she does nothing for me (VP not SB) (well not SB either actually)

 

[Cathryn]

She looks awesome! Bet she had a GREAT day, that day!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

the Hepburn poses do it for me, can leave the rest.

 

[upsidedown]

They look like my Sealskinz gloves.

 

[Headgardener]

Probably.

What I mean is, if she wasn't a famous cyclist, but a model would you look twice? She is very presentable and all that but compared to some she is middling. I don't have a Phwoaar moment when I see her, if anything she is a bit young and not sufficiently curvy because she is a sportswoman and all her curves have been trained away. For an Olympic cyclist she is moderately attractive and this adds to her saleability as a product, but there it ends.

Have I been overdoing the Bromide?

Yes!

 

[Kestevan]

I'd rather have my wife....

and no she's not watching me type

 

[sheddy]

On the basis that VP has a future career as media presenter, what TV show should she present ?

 

[Cathryn]

Homes under the hammer....the current two are RUBBISH!

 

[automatic_jon]

I was somewhat disappointed by the loaf of hovis I bought in Somerfield the other day. It had a picture of Victoria on and I was hoping she was being given away in some sort of prize capacity.

 

[sheddy]

I was thinking of VP presenting the new cycling sport based TV programme shown on BBC1 on Saturday afternoons - 'Trackstand'

Now need some rousing music for the theme tune ?

 

[ianrauk]

That an easy one... Yello - The Race

I was thinking of VP presenting the new cycling sport based TV programme shown on BBC1 on Saturday afternoons - 'Trackstand'

Now need some rousing music for the theme tune ?