djb1971
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....to my dog.
Unfortunately for him he took one for the team today, fortunately for me I lied through my teeth to save my skin.
When I got back in late last night I was soaked, after drying the bike I decided to tinker in the warmth of the conservatory. This is a big no no (apparently). When I got in from work today I was confronted with the prospect of having the crown Jewels chewed off because of the black stuff all on the floor. I shamelessly blamed my dog for walking in something last night and treading it all in![Giggle :giggle: :giggle:](/styles/default/xenforo/smls/giggle.gif)
I couldn't see it last night but there's all tiny specs of black wax lube all on the floor. It was pig to shift.
I've told him to not do it again![Whistle :whistle: :whistle:](/styles/default/xenforo/smls/whistling.gif)
I think my wife knows but can't prove anything, my dog just keeps giving me the evils![Whistle :whistle: :whistle:](/styles/default/xenforo/smls/whistling.gif)
Unfortunately for him he took one for the team today, fortunately for me I lied through my teeth to save my skin.
When I got back in late last night I was soaked, after drying the bike I decided to tinker in the warmth of the conservatory. This is a big no no (apparently). When I got in from work today I was confronted with the prospect of having the crown Jewels chewed off because of the black stuff all on the floor. I shamelessly blamed my dog for walking in something last night and treading it all in
![Giggle :giggle: :giggle:](/styles/default/xenforo/smls/giggle.gif)
I couldn't see it last night but there's all tiny specs of black wax lube all on the floor. It was pig to shift.
I've told him to not do it again
![Whistle :whistle: :whistle:](/styles/default/xenforo/smls/whistling.gif)
I think my wife knows but can't prove anything, my dog just keeps giving me the evils
![Whistle :whistle: :whistle:](/styles/default/xenforo/smls/whistling.gif)