An egg thrown at me

[Mr Pig]

tad rough then

Even the buses don't stop, they just slow down.

what a rubbish shot

Yeah, I'd have hit him! ;0) Yobs are useless at everything, even being yobs. A few years ago one threw a brick at my car and missed!

 

[PBancroft]

Yeah, I'd have hit him! ;0) Yobs are useless at everything, even being yobs. A few years ago one threw a brick at my car and missed!

I live in Hampshire, and even the yobs round here are southern softies. The building I worked in was egged a few weeks back, and someone threw a McDonalds milkshake at the door.

We know it was McDonalds, because they tidied up after themselves and put the egg carton and cup in the bin next to the door.

 

[Joe24]

No I just pointed to my camera and said they were on film and that I might contact the police. They didn't seem bothered, justifiably. My judo skills haven't yet taught me how to deal with 7 or 8 angry 'youths' so I decided to move on.


P.S. it's not that exciting!

Wha you do is grab your bike by the saddle and handlebars, pick it up, spin round and whack them with the wheels as you turn around, knocking the brave ones back into the more scared ones behind. Then you tap your camera and go "Eh matey, this here is a camera, search magnatom on youtube to see how you looked as you got beat up"

 

[Dayvo]

Wha you do is grab your bike by the saddle and handlebars, pick it up, spin round and whack them with the wheels as you turn around, knocking the brave ones back into the more scared ones behind. Then you tap your camera and go "Eh matey, this here is a camera, search magnatom on youtube to see how you looked as you got beat up"

Nice one, Charles Bronson!

 

[magnatom]

Wasn't your last thread titled "Schools out - Yippee!" - the two might be connected?

I don't think these 'youths' know what the inside of a school looks like!

 

[Moonlight]

I'm sorry Magna, I won't do it again...

 

[andyfromotley]

ohhhh this is awesome!!! I knew it was only a matter of time before Magnatom grew tired of the suspense genre and branched out into action films!

Coming soon MAGNATOM FORCE - DOES YE FEEL LUCKY PUNK.

 

[Bollo]

D'ya think Mr Hippo might finally have tracked you down?

 

[cannondale boy]

If you listen closely you can hear the egg crack on the pavement...it's a good thing they never hit you. The yolks on them then (i'll get my coat).

 

[bonj2]

hmmm... I'm not sure you can assume they've got no prospects. They are just as likely to be investment bankers on £120k p.a.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Yeah Dom probably started out like that.

 

[Riding in Circles]

You seem to have an awful lot of 'incidents' Magna!!

Is it because of that camera on your head?!

It may be because he dresses as a badger while he is cycling.

 

[Bollo]

It may be because he dresses as a badger while he is cycling.
Unsettling picture

So the egg was an attempt to rid Govan of Bovine TB? See how you've misjudged the young people of today.

 

[magnatom]

Catrick, how did you know what I was wearing? I suppose it was because I was about to SET to them as they were BADGERING me........


I think i'll get me coat as well.......

 

[Tetedelacourse]

It may be because he dresses as a badger while he is cycling.

This has amused me greatly!