An etiquette question

[Cubist]

I just threw up a bit of sick in my mouth RR! thanks!

Cubist, as I know you work in an environment where fellow colleagues have orgies in pub toilets, I would probably have made a stupid (borderline) crack about her "ring being hairy" and your personal preference of a nice smooth ring on a lady!

Most other occupations/environments I would just laugh and stare at it untill she realised.

I'm not so sure this would go down well from a police Inspector in a room full of people discussing the safeguarding of vulnerable children.

 

[ASC1951]

I'm sure I remember my dad telling me it's bad form to cut your bread roll with a knife.

It'll never ever bother me whether I do or don't but am wondering why this might be thought of as not the done thing.

It's another Victorian affectation. I found at University that the only people who thought it mattered also thought it the height of wit to throw the bread rolls at each other.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Grab her hand, pull it to your mouth and remove it with your teeth, then hand it to her, watch her blush then hug her hard with your eyes.

 

[Wigsie]

I'm not so sure this would go down well from a police Inspector in a room full of people discussing the safeguarding of vulnerable children.

The police force is not what it used to be!

 

[Fnaar]

Grab her hand, pull it to your mouth and remove it with your teeth, then hand it to her, watch her blush then hug her hard with your eyes.

 

[Norm]

Going back to the hair in the ring scenario, part of me has started to wonder whether it was her pubic hair or someone else's.

Most of me wonders whether there was a hair, a ring or even a meeting at all. Methinks that this was just the longest and shaggiest of dog's tales so Cubist could get in a line about hairy rings.

 

[Cubist]

Most of me wonders whether there was a hair, a ring or even a meeting at all. Methinks that this was just the longest and shaggiest of dog's tales so Cubist could get in a line about hairy rings.

I'll post a link to the minutes when they're up on the LA site, but there'll be precious little reference to hairy rings.

 

[Cubist]

The police force is not what it used to be!

Well, not since the 1998 Crime and Disorder Act anyway. There's more to preventing and detecting crime than hitting folk with batons apparently.......

 

[Bandini]

Should I ignore the fact that the hair on her ring was clearly on display to everyone in the room?

Of course you ****ing should!