The only time I've brought flowers home I've stuffed them down the front of my jacket.
Some years ago I was out on the Sunday club run, leaving Hinckley down the hill towards the A5 island there was always a flower seller at the side of the road, this particular Sunday I peeled off the back of the pack and brought some flowers for my wife then made my own way back to Coventry, the flower seller looked amazed when I pulled up.