I came out of my hotel this morning and went of sight-seeing in my car but there was this annoying knocking noise from underneath so I pulled over and found a pair of smelly old trainers had somehow got caught up on the driveshaft so I cut them free and fired them over the hedge. I heard a slight metallic tinkle as I done it but not sure what had fallen.
Andy Murray loses wedding ring.
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Pale Rider
Legendary Member
Reminds me of when I went for an impromptu kick about in a park with a doctor friend and his children.
The doc didn't want to use the shoes he was wearing, so my brother lent him an old pair of tennis shoes.
The doc's smart shoes were left on the back seat of my car while we all went off to play.
When we returned, the car's rear window was smashed and the shoes were gone.
Curiously, the car radio which could easily have been transferred to another car, was untouched.
The stolen shoes were not particularly expensive and a year or two old, so goodness knows why the thief found them so desirable.
The doc didn't want to use the shoes he was wearing, so my brother lent him an old pair of tennis shoes.
The doc's smart shoes were left on the back seat of my car while we all went off to play.
When we returned, the car's rear window was smashed and the shoes were gone.
Curiously, the car radio which could easily have been transferred to another car, was untouched.
The stolen shoes were not particularly expensive and a year or two old, so goodness knows why the thief found them so desirable.
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I'm on my third wedding ring (lost two) so Andy's got some catching up. 
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Same event ?I'm on my third wedding ring (lost two) so Andy's got some catching up.
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
CanucksTraveller
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
- Location
- Hertfordshire
He said he's in the dog house at home, and to be honest I'm not surprised. Mrs Murray obviously trusts his story about as much as we do.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Someone found Murray’s ring precious.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
One ring to rule them all
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Ah - the foot sniff fetishist strikes again
lazybloke
Considering a new username
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
My mum found a wedding ring in the back garden; it was my Dad's - he'd lost it about 30 years previously!
BoldonLad
Not part of the Elite
- Location
- South Tyneside
Why do we know about this?, surely, the only person he needs to tell/explain to is his wife, the rest of the world has no interest.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
I avoided this problem by not having a wedding ring. Wedding rings for blokes is a bit of an American fad isn't it? Was extra put off by seeing some horrid pictures on a first aid course, admittedly mostly of industrial workers rather than shiny arses like me. Mrs PP didn't want one for herself as she's not into jewellery either
