Annoying Adverts

[trustysteed]

Nappy adverts like Golden Sleep. Just how many ways do you need to sell poo catchers?

 

[Happiness Stan]

"GREEN ARRRMY"

 

[trustysteed]

"GREEN ARRRMY"

frickin hell yes.

 

[snapper_37]

This should make you chuckle. Even if it does turn out not to be true.

Yes, I reckon that's done the rounds to 99% of women.

What was that one with the little lad on the loo and he either runs out of loo roll or some kind of air freshener? Another moment.

 

[Ashtrayhead]

Someone wrote in to Viz recently, saying that whenever that "Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace" advert came on, they sang along with the words "Jism in your hair, jism on your face". I suggest the whole nation starts doing this.

And incidentally, am I the only one who isn't at all surprised that a company called "Autoglass" promises to "repair or replace" the "glass" in your, er, "auto"? No? As I say, they think we're all morons.

My wife told me that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin in her crack.

She hasn't even got a car!

 

[Cubist]

" I want to do a poo at Paul's"

 

[philipbh]

Do you drive an Audi? [CHECK]

Is it less than 3 years old? [CHECK]

Goes on....

 

[slowmotion]

I have not seen it recently, but there was a particularly vile one for brickwork water repellent. An angry looking bloke sneers at the viewer and tells you that your house is going to fall down (or something) if you don't buy their product.

Sorry, I can't remember what the stuff was called.

 

[thegrumpybiker]

" I want to do a poo at Paul's"

Sorry I have to disagree, that advert cracks me up.

I think the angry bloke advert was for Ronseal, always gave me the attitude of "F*ck you, I'll buy your competitors product."

 

[gazmercer]

Another one to add..

Safestyle UK.. You know the one, you buy one you get one free, I say..... Arrrggghhh, and what the hell is that outfit he wears. And anyone else who does the ad too, him off Corrie, Cannon and Ball, the Blonde bint, Horrid, Horrid ads.

 

[gazmercer]

" I want to do a poo at Paul's"

Yeah and I'm sure he's old enough to go the loo himself too.

 

[slowmotion]

I think the angry bloke advert was for Ronseal, always gave me the attitude of "F*ck you, I'll buy your competitors product."

Hey, thanks for the name! Yes, it had exactly the same effect on me.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Those ones with Michael Parkinson or June Whitfield where one is supposed to leave something for ones loved ones by parting with cash now... And we'll give you a cr&p gift after you sign up.

 

[karen.488walker]

All bed adverts are driving me potty. They never have any sheets on them!

 

[karen.488walker]

take the kelloggs two week challenge and lose weight

yeah, anyone eating a bowl of cereal for two out of three meals a day for two weeks would lose weight. and if it didnt work, you've made money out of everyone who tries it for two weeks.

self-gratification artists.

Stand in the supermarket and compare the calories of special K to Crunchy nut cornflakes and all the others. They're no lower than any of the others.