Annoying what some other riders do...(Slight Return)

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Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
This thread should be kept as an example of just how wrong people can be.

I fear I am amongst ketchup on bacon people. You need to have a long hard look at your life choices.
We differ on many things, but I'm with you 100% on this one, my little cockerney sparra.

Brown sauce, or no sauce at all. Ketchup on bacon is in the same league as sedition.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
True, you do come from the home of pork pies. But your opinion is invalidated due to coming from the midlands. Black pepper on a pork pie indeed...I bet you're the sort of person who puts ketchup on steak.
No, not a fan of steak (or 'ketchup' either xx()
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
Ketchup on bacon along with Black pepper on a pork pie, should be illegal, in fact when I become king, it will be
Where do you stand on croissants, your majesty?

Is it acceptable to eat them avec confiture, or is that a great big faux pas?
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham

I thought it might have been the scrapings from his jockstrap. Similar taste and provenance.

When I shave my legs for the first time in the year when the tights come off, it's always gutting to realise that the legs that I thought would be toned and gorgeous actually look like a pair of opaque tights into which melted Stilton has been poured.
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
Can you concentrate on the important stuff first like poverty, healthcare and people wearing sunglasses on the tube?
I thought wearing sunglasses on the tube was to further facilitate the avoidance of eye contact?

Actually, what exactly is "the tube"? My driver often mentions it, but I'm not that interested in his life that I feel compelled to inquire further.
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
Yes, Leicestershire stole the cheese name from the village of Stilton in Huntingdonshire. Part of the reason for the nickname "thieving foxes" innit? ;)

Also, Melton Mowbray pork pies should die a firey death for being a freak with uncured meat. The best thing to have is a good slice of gala pie with egg, so that everyone gets the right balance of pastry, meat and egg

And Kasabian. :headshake:
 
I thought wearing sunglasses on the tube was to further facilitate the avoidance of eye contact?

Actually, what exactly is "the tube"? My driver often mentions it, but I'm not that interested in his life that I feel compelled to inquire further.
I'll ask my driver's butler.
 
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