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Melonfish

Evil Genius in training.
Location
Warrington, UK
When i was much younger my dad comes home to find myself and our kid scooting around the living room.
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Using his LP's as surf boards...

every single one was scratched to buggery.
never forgiven me for that lol!


and the other day my youngest nathan (he's only 7) turned round to me and asked me to remove my glasses.
he looked at my face long and hard then stated.
"if you took out all your ear rings daddy you'd look just like jesus"
Thanks son.

to be fair i do have long hair and a beard. :biggrin:
 
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Salad Dodger

Legendary Member
Location
Kent Coast
I remember when my daughter was about 3 (she'll be 30 next month: where the hell did all that time go?) we were sat indoors one day and she disappeared into her room and everything went quiet for about 15 minutes. I should have known better than to leave her that long without checking.

Then she emerged from her bedroom with lines drawn all over her face in what turned out to be black permanent ink marker pen. And I mean all over her face. A very thorough job indeed, for one so young.

"I'm a cat" she said.

Mrs Salad and I did not know whether to laugh, cry or shout.......
 

Brandane

The Costa Clyde rain magnet.
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It's alright, pal, I don't like it when Alan Carr is on the telly either.
 

Julia9054

Legendary Member
Location
Knaresborough
I suspect this picture is a set up. I am impressed that this toddler as covered the screen so comprehensively and yet got hardly any on the frame.
It doesn't get any better as they get older. My 18year old managed to cover the stair carpet in vomit on his return from a night out last night! :cursing:
 
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