Answer a question with a question.

[TVC]

I can see you have no teeth. Beneath that badly fitting toupee do you have no hair as well?

 

[TVC]

Use have some very unusual cologne on today. Is it WD40?

 

[TVC]

What are you rubbing them against?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

If you rub them hard enough will they set on fire?

 

[TVC]

Is this a non sequitur?

 

[TVC]

Do you fancy MDB or what?

 

[perplexed]

To what degree should he agree?

 

[TVC]

Which website did you buy your degree from?

 

[TVC]

Do you think I believe you had any education at all?

 

[bicyclos]

What sort of test is that?

 

[Archie_tect]

Resolve, commitment, motivation, maturity.... and an unfailing trust that your parents will, finally, let you go off the street?

 

[ACS]

Working, looking for a good time, big (cough) boy?

 

[colly]

Tickely throat?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

A you feeling a bit hoarse?

 

[Archie_tect]

Feeling a little horse?