Answer a question with a question.

[perplexed]

A bucket? We're not back to wee again are wee we?

 

[Archie_tect]

Which idiot put that bucket of water behind the door....anyone got a mop?

 

[GetAGrip]

Sorry......what door?

 

[tyred]

What do you call this big wooden thing which opens and closes on hinges and keeps the draughts out?

 

[GetAGrip]

I call it my MIL! What do you call it?

 

[tyred]

Is your MIL made out of wood?

 

[tyred]

Is she related to Long John Silver?

 

[Archie_tect]

X marks the spot where she be, ha-har, eh Rocky?

 

[tyred]

Anyone lost a parrot?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is that the vicar's one that won't stop swearing?

 

[Archie_tect]

More tea vicar?

 

[tyred]

Do you take sugar?

 

[tyred]

Do vicars burp?

 

[tyred]

How would I know? I never met the man.

 

[musa]

anyyone offered him cucumber sandwiches yet?