Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Is it performed by Michael Jackson's monkey?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Have you still got that monkey on your shoulder?

 

[tyred]

Would it be all the chips that is attracting him?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Can you pass the salt?

 

[tyred]

Why is the salt damp?

 

[guitarpete247]

Is it because you put in the cellar?

 

[ACS]

I have a cold; did someone say Bierkeller?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Haven't you had enough young man?

 

[TVC]

Are you shaying I'm pished?

 

[tyred]

Oh, is it locked?

 

[TVC]

Is is a pi lock you're looking for?

 

[Oxo]

Is that you through the looking glass?

 

[tyred]

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

 

[TVC]

Are you expecting an honest answer?

 

[tyred]

Do I get seven years bad luck?