Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Does it count if I catch the cold?

 

[Oxo]

How cold is the cold?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Is this thread still going?

 

[tyred]

When will it ever end?

 

[on the road]

Who knows?

 

[on the road]

Is he around?

 

[tyred]

Am I sitting on the right hand of God?

 

[Andy_R]

Does God have hands?

 

[Andy_R]

Why do you keep on asking me these questions? What have I done to deserve this sort of interrogation?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are you the fountain of all knowledge?

 

[tyred]

Are there three coins in the fountain?

 

[Oxo]

Are films one of your favourite things?

 

[TVC]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... are you serious?

 

[Andy_R]

I always thought it was brown paper kittens wrapped up with whiskers. Was I mistaken?

 

[on the road]

You mean you don't know?