Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Dirty mind? Why don't you go and wash it out with soap and water?

 

[TVC]

Do you think you're whiter than white then?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't that harrowing?

 

[musa]

Are his friends organic?

 

[on the road]

Have they grown up in a dirty field?

 

[musa]

Well, surely there not plucked out of thin air?

 

[on the road]

I thought a chicken was plucked out of a hat, or was that a rabbit?

 

[WilliamNB]

Didn't the chicken cross the road?

 

[edwardd67]

Which road?

 

[musa]

Zebra crossing?

 

[edwardd67]

What road did you see the Zebra crossing on?

 

[on the road]

Was it near the Horse and Hound?

 

[WilliamNB]

Are you hounding us or haunting us?

 

[Archie_tect]

Or does it just feel like that?

 

[musa]

What's the sensation like?