Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Would the patient would be better with a course of leeches?

 

[uphillstruggler]

are you feeling a little bunged up?

 

[Archie_tect]

2B or not 2B?

 

[TVC]

Are you going to hand over your wallet, or do I have to cut you?

 

[Archie_tect]

No ...are you going to eat those fish and chips or just mess about?

 

[TVC]

Salt and vinegar?

 

[tyred]

What is Shakespeare? Are they a brand of crisps?

 

[TVC]

Did Roy Walker write plays?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ooooh, don't you like to make a scene?

 

[TVC]

Do you reckon you're some kind of Thespian?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

How's the lisp?

 

[TVC]

How are the scabs?

 

[Archie_tect]

Work?
Oh, sorry, it's your 'thinking' time!

 

[tyred]

How long will it take?

 

[TVC]

Can I smell burning?