Answer a question with a question.

[Peteaud]

Why did the hen cross the road

 

[tyred]

Did it observe the green cross code?

 

[Oxo]

Was it in a field near Betchley?

 

[on the road]

Was it a German spy?

 

[tyred]

Does he like a touch of the cold steel?

 

[Oxo]

And the point of your question is?

 

[tyred]

Can I borrow your pencil sharpener?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is your Anthony blunt?

 

[Oxo]

I spy with my little eye something beginning with.....?

 

[tyred]

Is it a monitor?

 

[tyred]

Is it a monitor?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is it 2 monitors?

 

[tyred]

Are they LCD or CRT?

 

[Oxo]

Do they still have monitors in schools?

 

[Archie_tect]

Milk or dinner?