Answer a question with a question.

[Levo-Lon]

Doubt it...wheres whally

 

[tyred]

Has he popped out for a fag?

 

[classic33]

Well if I knew that, would I be looking?

 

[tyred]

What if he's got locked in the toilet?

 

[mustang1]

Is that where you might eat chicken?

 

[tyred]

Is it a free range chicken?

 

[Oxo]

Did it arrive before or after the egg?

 

[classic33]

Why would a free range chicken arrive on the bog?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Was it sick of crossing the road?

 

[classic33]

There's a road in the bog?

 

[tyred]

Didn't someone write a song about "The old bog road?"

 

[classic33]

Wasn't it a poem first? Teresa Brayton

 

[tyred]

Do you think I can remember that far back?

 

[classic33]

Have I asked what your memory is like?

 

[Oldbloke]

Did you ask me something?