Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Which would give the paintwork the best shine, Carlsberg or Budweiser?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Does it do what it says on the tin?

 

[ianrauk]

Doesn't it depend what's in the tin?

 

[tyred]

Aren't bottles better?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Where's Tin Tin nowadays?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Where's Inspector Clouseau when you need him?

 

[Steve H]

Has he retired?

 

[tyred]

Oh, sorry to hear that. When's the funeral?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Who did it?

 

[Oxo]

Didn't the vicar conduct the service?

 

[tyred]

How much would a scrapman give me for the lightning conductor from the Eiffel Tower?

 

[tyred]

Is that all?

 

[Oxo]

Do you think the answer will come in a flash?

 

[Oxo]

Can you crack that?

 

[tyred]

Can't I use the lump hammer?