Answer a question with a question.

[TVC]

Are you sitting comfortably?

 

[Andy_R]

Not yet, but I can be. How long will this take?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Over so soon?

 

[Andy_R]

It was very quick. Was I disappointed? You tell me.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

What is there to tell?

 

[Oxo]

Why don't you start at the beginning?

 

[Archie_tect]

Which beginning...Rocky's or the universe?

 

[Oxo]

Why not 'Once upon a time........'?

 

[tyred]

Was there a wicked stepmother?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't there always a wicked stepmother?

 

[Archie_tect]

Would you like mine? ....please.

 

[tyred]

Is she good looking?

 

[Archie_tect]

Three guesses, will you need more than one?

 

[tyred]

Does she look like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards?

 

[Archie_tect]

Sadly... forwards. Mental picture?