Answer a question with a question.

[Andy_R]

Or a screw jack?

 

[Archie_tect]

Who's Jack?

 

[Andy_R]

I thought you'd ask that. If I tell you, what are you planning to do?

 

[Andy_R]

Only if you ask him nicely. Are you going to do that?

 

[Archie_tect]

Huh, with your attitude?

 

[Andy_R]

What's wrong with attitude? Well? Eh? You want some?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Should i get the handbags out?

 

[Andy_R]

Only if you've got the matching shoes. Do you?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Do want to borrow my size 12 six inch stilettos for your night out?

 

[Andy_R]

Have they been febreezed?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

They have been swilled in a bucket of drain water,is that OK for you?

 

[Andy_R]

Well.....if you think that's good enough.......do they still smell?

 

[perplexed]

As a two headed person with two noses, should we ask Zaphod Beeblebrox?

 

[Andy_R]

Do you realise he doesn't actually exist, don't you?

 

[TVC]

Do you not believe in the tooth fairy either?