Answer a question with a question.

[Oxo]

Have you seen your Aunt Bessie's puddings?

 

[guitarpete247]

So she's your Aunt Bessie is she?

 

[Oxo]

Isn't there one in every family?

 

[tyred]

Do you mean there's someone with a screw loose in every family?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

If you answered no to the above question then it means you are the one with the screw loose is it not?

 

[tyred]

Anyone got a screwdriver?

 

[musa]

Philips? Now that's a screw loose, agreed?

 

[Oxo]

Have you got your threads crossed?

 

[musa]

Or your knickers in a twist?

 

[tyred]

Who has been stealing ladies knickers from washing lines?

 

[Oxo]

Was it an undercover operation?

 

[musa]

Or was it bit OTT?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Are you still able to climb on top?

 

[tyred]

Do you want to borrow a ladder?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Have you got one?