Answer a question with a question.

[musa]

Have you been mis-sold PPI?

 

[musa]

Don't you mean No Win No Fee?

 

[on the road]

Does that mean he won't win?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

No he won't win! Wouldnt you like to see that?

 

[on the road]

What channel is it on?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

wasn't the channel tunnel mentioned?

 

[on the road]

Have they bricked it up yet?

 

[musa]

Can't you just tunnel through?

 

[Oxo]

What is that strange light?

 

[PaulB]

Who put the bop in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

And more to the point

Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

 

[TVC]

Is Paul still drunk form last night?

 

[TheDoctor]

Why have I got a hangover?

 

[TVC]

Are you a lightweight?

 

[marafi]

Or a heavy weight lifter?

 

[TVC]

Lobster?