Answer a question with a question.

[WilliamNB]

Can you read the bones?

 

[musa]

Do I look like an archaeologist?

 

[WilliamNB]

What does an archaeologist look like?

 

[tyred]

Can someone please tie that kangaroo down?

 

[Oxo]

Do you know how to tie a sheepshank?

 

[tyred]

Were you in the boy scouts?

 

[tyred]

Well, if the Boy Scouts don't want you, why don't you try the Girl Guides?

 

[on the road]

Do they have guide dogs?

 

[tyred]

Do guide dogs go to Specsavers?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Are those your specs on your head?

 

[Oxo]

Are you bi-focal?

 

[tyred]

Is Bi-focal any relation to Bi-cycle?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Maybe the cousins of bi-curious per chance?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

What are the odds?

 

[Oxo]

Arn't the odds some kind of fellows?