Answer a question with a question.

[colly]

You mean cow stuff?

 

[on the road]

Who's a cow?

 

[Archie_tect]

The front half or the back?

 

[musa]

Not a drag queen are you?

 

[musa]

Would that be a wise thing to do?

 

[on the road]

would it be unwise to be wise?

 

[guitarpete247]

Is that clockwise or anti-clockwise?

 

[on the road]

Is a clock wise?

 

[musa]

Is it one of those hickory dickory clocks?

 

[on the road]

The one which a mouse ran up?

 

[Keith Oates]

Is it the same one that he ran down?

 

[TVC]

Why are you up so early on a Sunday?

 

[TVC]

So where have you been up then?

 

[TVC]

Are you sure you're posting in the right thread?

 

[TVC]

Oh, and would you like a Cherry Cola?